# Cha Pani
## The survival game

> It's just how things work.
> Survive Dhaka, one bribe at a time.

**[Install Free](/install)**

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### Features

**Pay the Cha Pani**
Bribe your way past every wall or wait forever.

**Free to Play**
No purchases, no paywalls. just your dignity.

**Race Your Friends**
Live leaderboard. Who sold out faster?

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### How to Survive

1. Hit a wall (bureaucracy, traffic, syndicates).
2. Pay the Cha Pani, lose your dignity.
3. Watch your Shomman (honor) drain while status climbs.

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### Climb the Ladder

1. Aam Jonota (Commoner)
2. Elakar Borobhai (Local Don)
3. Netar Dan Haath (Leader's Right Hand)
4. MP's Relative
5. Begum Para Resident
6. Syndicate Sultan - Coming Soon

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> "Your cousin in Mirpur is playing it. Your aunt's WhatsApp group already has the memes. You're in Toronto and you haven't downloaded it yet?"
> - A concerned citizen

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**[Install Free — No Bullshit](/install)**

*Disclaimer: Cha Pani is a work of strict satire. Any resemblance to real bureaucrats, syndicates, or traffic cops is entirely coincidental (and unfortunately realistic). Please don't sue us, we're already broke.*